Saturday, November 20, 2010
Have a difficult-to-shop-for bibliophile on your x-mas list? Consider the Disposable Kindle! It's a pleasing gift, and way cheaper than the Original Kindle. Here are a few of its exciting features:
You can purchase any book you want! One book per Kindle. Then, when you're done reading it, just throw it away!
Short books weigh only 7 or 8 pounds. Longer books weigh more, but you can choose whether to separate it into "volumes" or simply buy one. For example, want to read Anna Karenina? Buy either a large 13-pound Kindle--or three lighter ones!
Disposable Kindle is not recyclable. After reading, just dispose of it conveniently in your neighborhood dumpster.
Convenient cord 14 inches in length. Be sure to move your comfy chair close to the electrical outlet for easy reading.
Hold Disposable Kindle at just the right angle to discern all the words on the screen! (If tilted at the wrong angle, page will be unreadable.)
Emits a high-pitched electronic whine which might give you a headache. Not good for people with sensitive ears.