Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art. Show all posts

Saturday, May 28, 2011

The "Cleaner"

Today I was looking for good places in our apartment to store the vacuum cleaner. I finally picked a place to the right of the refrigerator but I was worrying that it was an eyesore. Guy asked me if I wanted to get a "vacuum cleaner cozy." Old ladies sometimes put twee coverings over their vacuums to whimsically disguise them as butlers or grannies. See also: toilet paper cozy. These products usually involve crochet and/or yarn (to represent granny hair).

Then Guy came up with the concept you see here: The Ax Murderer Vacuum Cleaner Cozy! He's lurking in the shadows to the right of your fridge, waiting to kill you.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Monday, December 6, 2010

Sunday Afternoon


This is a drawing that Guy did of me yesterday when I was finishing a silly suspense novel I was reading. It had a few twists that made me gasp with surprise. It was a very, very ridiculous book called The Perfect Husband, but sometimes I enjoy reading really crappy novels.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Doodle



This is a picture I drew just now while on the phone with Puget Sound Energy, cancelling my account. The new apartment has an electric oven, not gas like the old place.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Moving



This is a drawing that Guy did of me today (on a piece of cardboard). We're moving into our new apartment this week.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Coasters



We've been clearing out our storage space today and one of the boxes we unpacked contained these "coasters" that Guy made. They are really just old plastic CD cases that he decorated. The first one is a portrait of me that he made by cutting and pasting colored construction paper.


The second one is a quick sketch of Osama Bin Laden and Bert--which should give you a fairly accurate sense of how long ago Guy drew it.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Secretaries Meet



A friend of mine drew this picture when she was sitting in the corner "taking minutes" at a work meeting. Ha ha! I told her she should Xerox it and hand it out to everyone, telling them, "Here are my notes from the meeting."

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Guy's Co-worker



Illustration by Guy

Monday, February 15, 2010

Chip Salter, Downhill Racing Potato Chip

Tagline: How fast must a potato chip go to get from where he's at?

An upstart and cocky potato chip is suddenly promoted to the U.S. Ski Team. He joins the team in mid-season in Europe, and immediately clashes with the team's head coach and more experienced teammates. Leaving his small-town girlfriend behind, he begins a tempestuous romance with the sophisticated but capricious Francesca, personal assistant to ski company owner Heinrich Von Pickleaus.

Partway through training, Chip becomes dispirited by the challenges presented by his light weight and thin, crispy physique. In an Academy Award winning performance, Gene Hackman (as the team's head coach) convinces Chip that he has what it takes to win the Gold.

Chip: Coach, I can't do it. I'm a potato chip. I weigh less than an ounce! I was crazy to think I could become the fastest downhill racer in the world. I can't even use real skis. I have to use these tiny little skis that were custom designed for me. Let's face it, I'm not a winner...I'm a snack.

Coach: I'm surprised at you, Chip. I really am. What happened to that guy I met in Munich? The one who strutted in here and told everyone he met that no one was faster, no one was better, no one else could win it...but him?

Chip: Coach...the other day, when I was waiting for the ski lift. There was this very light wind, see? And...it almost lifted me up and blew me right off the hill, man. [Bitterly] Right off the hill.

Coach: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Is that so. Well, I'm here to tell you, kid, that you can make it! You can win! I don't care if you weigh an ounce or 10 pounds or 300 pounds. You're the best damn skiier on the team...hell, in my entire career, I never met a kid like you. You have what it takes...on the inside, kid. On the inside.

Chip Salter, Downhill Racing Potato Chip now available in Blu-ray.

Illustration by Guy Foulard

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Why Should We Take the Hit?

This article about the least-trusted banks in America (in the New York Times recently) amused me:

"The bottom seven of this year’s rankings, first to last, are Bank of America, Chase, Capital One, TD/Commerce, Fifth Third, Citibank, and in last place, HSBC.

"To put the rankings in perspective, large banks have generally been at the bottom of the list since the survey was initiated seven years ago...In fact, the more customers a banking institution has, the lower its customer advocacy ranking is likely to be, according to Forrester.

"Why the poor rankings for the big banks? “Part of it is that the banks are preoccupied with their bottom line. They are public institutions who are in business to make money for their shareholder and inevitably, that shows to customers,” Mr. Doyle said.

"A high customer advocacy ranking means that customers tend to believe their bank takes their side in disputes, does what is right even if it’s not required by regulation to do so, gives fair rates or performance comparisons and is clear about charges and fees, Mr. Doyle said."

My bank is Chase. Recently, they did something really assy to me, which the branch manager defended. When I called back to talk to him, some teller incompetently fielded my call, telling me, "Why should we take the hit?" Apparently, Chase experiences "not being able to fine you unfairly" as a personal attack on them.

Anyway, unluckily for the branch manager, I actually enjoy writing angry letters, so I wrote one to the CEO, who passed it along to the branch manager's manager...who called me personally and literally could not stop apologizing. It was almost embarrassing. She reversed the fines and followed it up with a letter of apology.

"Needless to say, I had the last laugh."

Chase's new promotional poster by Guy

Portly Ronald





Speaking of Italy and McDonalds, here are some sculptures by an artist named Ron English that were on exhibit in The Don Gallery in Milan, Italy (in 2009).

They remind me of Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Snowshoe No Go


Darn! We had to cancel our snowshoeing plans due to inclement weather (too much rain).

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Snowshoeing



We're going snowshoeing this weekend! Guy did this drawing of what he will look like, treading through the snow.

Thanks to Rico "Ice" Hertz for lending his snowshoes. They don't call him "Ice" for nothing!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Huge Spaz Falls, Rips Picasso Painting

I'm glad this didn't happen to me!

NEW YORK (AFP) – A significant Pablo Picasso painting was damaged after a woman attending art class lost her balance, fell into "The Actor" and tore it, The Metropolitan Museum of Art said.

The unusually large canvas, measuring 77.25 by 45.38 inches (196 by 115 centimeters), sustained a vertical tear of about six inches (15 centimeters) in the lower right-hand corner in the accident on Friday.

The museum, located on the eastern edge of New York's Central Park, did not elaborate on why the woman fell.

But The Met said the damage did not impact the "focal point of the composition" and that it should be repaired in the coming weeks ahead of a major Picasso retrospective featuring some 250 works at the museum opening on April 27.

Repair work should be "unobtrusive," it added.

Painted in the winter of 1904-1905, the work hails from Picasso's critical Rose Period, when the artist shifted from the downbeat tones of his Blue Period to warmer, more romantic hues.

The period also hints at Picasso's later embrace of abstraction with his signature cubist style.

Donated to The Met by automobile heiress Thelma Chrysler Foy in 1952, "The Actor" features an acrobat striking a dramatic pose against an abstract backdrop. It was painted on a used canvas that already contained a painting.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Una Notta In Bianco

How do you lose sleep in Italian? I just learned (from a book I'm reading called The Family That Couldn't Sleep about an Italian family with a rare neurological disorder) that suffering through a sleepless night in Italy is referred to as "passer una notta in biano," literally "spending a white night." The origin of this phrase has something to do with summer solstice and polar latitudes and midnight sun. I don't know, I'm not a scientist. The French have a similar expression, "faire une nuit blanche."

Wikipedia informs me that all-night arts festivals (which borrow their names from this expression) are popular in Europe. In America, we don't really support the arts per se, but we do have our own proud tradition of drunken co-eds flocking to our beaches every year during the popular "Spring Break" celebrations, occasionally documented by independent filmmaker Joe Francis (currently serving time in prison for getting a little too "enthusiastic" in the making of his art films). What? Don't you like art?:

"Nuit Blanche (literally White Night or All-Nighter in French) is an annual all-night arts festival. Its exact beginning is disputed between Paris, St Petersburg, and Berlin, but, taking elements from all of these, the idea of a night-time festival of the arts has spread around the world since 1997, taking hold from Montreal to Madrid and Lima to Leeds. A Nuit Blanche will typically have museums, private and public art galleries, and other cultural institutions open and free of charge, with the centre of the city itself being turned into a de facto art gallery, providing space for art installations, performances (music, film, dance, performance art), themed social gatherings, and other activities.

"Some cities use the French phrase Nuit blanche (or Nuits blanches, if the event is spread over more than one night). Some use the same words in their language: White Nights, La Notte Bianca (Italian), La Noche en Blanco (Spanish), Noaptea alba (Romanian), Nata e Bardhe (Albanian), Baltā Nakts in Latvian. Others invent their own names, such as Lejl Imdawwal ("Lit Night") in Maltese, Virada Cultural in São Paulo, Taiteiden yö ("Night of the arts") in Finland, and Kulturnatten ("Night of Culture") in Copenhagen.

"The current all-night festivals have their roots in several cities. St Petersburg, for two hundred years capital of the Russian Empire and still a major European cultural centre, is one of the world's most northerly cities, and as such has long summer days broken only by a brief period of twilight from mid-May to mid-July, the celebrated phenomenon known as the white nights. This led to the annual celebrations known as the White Nights Festival, which features months of pop culture (e.g. the Rolling Stones in the open air at Palace Square) and high culture events ("Stars of the White Nights Festival" at the Mariinsky Theatre), street carnivals, and the Scarlet Sails celebration, known for its fireworks. So "white nights" in the Russian context is both a natural phenomenon of the summer, and a long-standing cultural festival that spreads over weeks or months in midsummer.

"Another similar festival that contributed to the White Nights came out of Germany. The first Long Night of Museums took place in the newly re-united Berlin in 1997 with a dozen participating institutions and exhibitions; the number has risen to 125, with over 150,000 people taking part in the January 2005 night. The idea has spread to other cities: in addition to the Langen Nacht der Museen in Berlin, there is a museums-n8 event in Amsterdam. The third strand that has contributed to the international Nuit Blanche concept is the event of that name launched by the Mayor of Paris Bertrand Delanoë in 2002.

"Wherever the idea originated from, and whatever names are used, the White Nights have expanded dramatically, with events in over 120 cities."

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Beebs and Deebs


Drawing by Guy

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Handmade Snow Globes

Here's a fun craft idea that I am stealing from the International Chapter of the Junior Society. (It's worth looking at their website just to admire their beautifully retro graphics):

"Next on my little list of projects I was able to accomplish over the holidays was a flurry of handmade snow globes. These have been stacked along the window sill in our bathroom and look quite pretty. I know a lot of adults made these as kids but somehow it never made it onto my childhood arts and crafts syllabus, so I had an especially swell time playing with this project. This is an easy kid craft with very satisfying results.

"Start with a clean glass jar. Recycled baby food jars or other empties from the pantry work great. Or you can find a nice variety of sizes moderately priced at online shops such as Specialty Bottle, SKS Bottle, or Freund.

"TIP: These retailers also offer a selection of clear plastic jars if you’re concerned about having Junior smashing his snow globe across the hardwood floor.

'I used vintage plastic cake topper trees to fill my snow globes, but there’s all manner of miniatures that would work. Just make certain that they’re plastic, ceramic or glass. My trees had pointy ends so I made little Sculpy snowballs to use as stands (bake according to directions before using).

'TIP: Sculpy is also great if you want to create your own figurines - maybe a snow family?

'Sand the inside of the lid until the surface is rough, then rinse and dry. Use a clear silicone rubber sealant to adhere your figurine(s) to the inside of the lid - follow the manufacturer’s directions for drying times. You’ll find this at the hardware store.

'CAUTION: Unfortunately silicone is not kid friendly stuff, so adults should take care of this little step.

"Fill the jar almost to the top with distilled water (a canning funnel helps) and add a tiny pinch of plastic glitter. Remember to start with just a little bit, you can always add more, but too much and it will stick to the bottom of the jar. Next add a dash of glycerin - I used an eye dropper to better control the amount.

"SIDE NOTE: Glycerin is a skin protectant that can be purchased at the drugstore. It’s used in snow globes to keep the glitter from falling too quickly.

Screw on the lid tightly. This will likely cause overflow so do this step over the sink or over a shallow pan. Extra towels on hand is a good idea! Give the jar a gentle shake and watch it snow.

"OPTIONAL STEP: If you look closely at my snow globes you’ll notice frosted snow drifts along the bottom of each jar. I created these by masking off the the lower portion of the jar with hand-cut contact paper and then using a glass etching product that I found at a local craft supply store. It’s painted on, left for about a minute and then thoroughly rinsed off. Use rubber gloves - you don’t want this on your hands."

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Amy Winehouse Envelope



"My second in the "street-art" series, Amy Winehouse blends in naturally with the scratchy, chaotic markings on this well-used envelope. It's fun to work with found objects because they inspire unusual compositions and are less self-conscious."

Drawing and comments by Jennifer