Trolli

Trolli is a company that makes novelty gummy candy. They manufacture worms, mice, bears (natch), Melon-Os, Peach Rings, Tropic-Os, Apple-Os, Strawberry Puffs, Sour Brite Crawlers, Sour Brite Crawler Eggs, Sour Brite Rocks, a Sour Gecko, and Stingin' Red Ants. They make a Sour Brite Octopus, caterpillars, french fries, burgers, hotdogs, and pizzas. They even manufacture gummy candy in the shape of a human tongue, and squirting brains, as well as something called "Glotzer" which I assume means "eyeball" in German, judging from the packaging.

While I admire the company's creativity in weirdly branching out from animal shapes to body parts and other junk food categories (such as the gummy cheeseburger), I still have to say: it's not enough. Trolli novelty candy company, you can do better.

Back to the drawing board, and next time, I want to see some of the following gummy candy shapes: lobsters (both blue and red), aliens, zombies, hedgehogs, dogs, starfish, squirrels, teeth, wigs, tofu, typewriters, cat poops, sloths, squid, guinea pigs, socks, breast implants, Amy Winehouse, moose, ducks, gerbils, and Sasquatch.

Now get to work, slackers!

Trolli candy list from www.wikipedia.org