My boss is a certified froot loop. Here is a brief list of just a few of the insane assertions she has made over the years:1. "I have always wondered how the entire population of the world came from just two people, Adam and Eve." (She is not particularly religious, which makes this even weirder.)
2. People from India have good manners because of the British occupation. The British taught them how to be proper and drink tea. (Me: "I think Brazilians are the most polite.") The same is true for the Brazilians.
3. "Other people float in water, but I sink." (Me: "But really, everyone floats.") "No, I sink."
4. Black people have a sense of entitlement.
5. You've Got Mail was a really great movie.
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Whotta dummy!
ReplyDeleteI see you have thrown the caution exhibited in your previous post to the wind.
ReplyDeleteI have another one: "Write in my file 'never tell me to floss.'" Said to her dentist.
Hahahhaha! Oh yeah, I guess the cat is out of the bag now: I hate my boss!!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny that you remembered one. :P
It's become a mental habit to think of it when I floss. Not every single time, but often enough.
ReplyDeleteAhahahahha! That's funny.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am happy to hear that you are FLOSSING. :)
Thanks. I don't do it every day, but at least a few times a week. I'm better than I used to be. My dental hygienist tried to scare me by saying if you go even 24 hours w/o flossing, blah blah blah (I don't even remember what the consequences were, to be honest). But since I had no cavities after 10 years w/o professional cleaning and with intermittent flossing I wasn't too freaked out.
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