1. "I have always wondered how the entire population of the world came from just two people, Adam and Eve." (She is not particularly religious, which makes this even weirder.)
2. People from India have good manners because of the British occupation. The British taught them how to be proper and drink tea. (Me: "I think Brazilians are the most polite.") The same is true for the Brazilians.
3. "Other people float in water, but I sink." (Me: "But really, everyone floats.") "No, I sink."
4. Black people have a sense of entitlement.
5. You've Got Mail was a really great movie.
Painting from: http://www.artns.us/Illustration-art-home.html