Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Obama-Shaped Ecstasy

Disappointing. Why couldn't you people just get a natural high from President Obama's program for positive change in America?:

"There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.

"Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others. A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop. Police in Palmview detained a driver after finding black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and several Ecstasy pills in the back of his car. The drugs look like a "vitamin for kids," police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.

"Police say that other Ecstasy pills they found were made to look like the cartoon characters Homer Simpson and the Smurfs."

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