An Offer You Can't Reasonably Refuse

David Hasselhoff, indisputably one of the all-time greats. Why? Because he's so cheesy that you almost can't believe he's real.

Along these lines, the Mirror printed this little gem of a story yesterday:

"Aussie actress Sophie Monk says David Hasselhoff has been bombarding her with calls since they met on the film Click. "I've been stalked by the Hoff," she said, but called David a "sweetie-pie" for his support over a break-up. She said: "He would say things like, let's go get some 'Hoff-ee'."

Wow!! How could anyone refuse an offer to meet up with the Hoff for 'Hoff-ee'!?

Even if you didn't like coffee, you would just have to say yes. It would be like if Willie Nelson offered you pot. Even as a non-drug-user, you couldn't say no.